Stolen from many.. I think you know the drill

() vote for me if I was running for public office?
() go out with me?
() give me your number?
() have sex with me?
() Multiple times?
() let me kiss you?
() Somewhere other than on the mouth?
() watch a movie with me?
() Even Star Wars?
() Porn?
() let me take you out to dinner?
() let me cook you dinner?
() drive me somewhere/anywhere?
() take a shower with me?
() go hot tubbing?
() be my gf/bf?
() have a fling with me?
() listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends?
() buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
() let me buy you a drink?
() take me home for the night?
() would you let me sleep in your bed?
() would you let me have the top bunk?
() sing car kareoke with me?
() sing kareoke in a bar with me at 3 AM?
() sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
() re-post this for me to answer your questions?
() let me give you a piggyback ride?
() come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
() jump out of a perfectly good airplane with me?
() go on a nude nature hike with me?
() join me in a mosh pit?