*flashes a toothy grin*

Is Sex Necessary?

"- Better teeth: Seminal plasma contains zinc, calcium and other minerals shown to retard tooth decay. Since this is a family Web site, we will omit discussion of the mineral delivery system. Suffice it to say that it could be a far richer, more complex and more satisfying experience than squeezing a tube of Crest--even Tartar Control Crest. Researchers have noted, parenthetically, that sexual etiquette usually demands the brushing of one's teeth before and/or after intimacy, which, by itself, would help promote better oral hygiene."

(stolen from ionotter)

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"Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything."

-- Charles Kuralt

The Twilight Falls.

The Twilight fell tonight, as it often does.
The Sun's last rays shinned softly across a Texas Sky, casting a garishly reflective pink-orange tone on the Dallas skyline
This, while deep shadows were cast, reminding you that it was the days end.
Slowly rising while the other sets, a sliver of moon sets the tone of what is to come.
The Night, and soon, the gloaming time of another day to come.

Some tips for the socially challenged.

(Stolen from pokeypony edited for spelling, and punctuation and content.)

1. Soap is your friend.

This means bathe daily, and not just stand there in the shower and get wet, it means wash scrub yourself with soap, and shampoo for your hair especially, scrub your ass and pits because that where most of your odor originates and makes you smell like skunk funk. You may think your fooling other people, but you’re not because we smell you, and most of us don’t like it.

2. Toothpaste and mouthwash is also your Friend,

You can bathe all you want but if you don’t brush your teeth you may as well get used to being alone (and toothless by the time your 40) and accept it. Buy lots of breath mints and gum for added measure.
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Rules for communication on the Internet.

1. I speel reel gud.

Use a spell checker, every modern email client has one, learn to use it, and continue to use it, I don’t want to read your miss typed, hard to understand gibberish.

2. what do you mean a shift key

Your keyboard has this amazing key, called the SHIFT key, it allows you to do amazing things, like use <>?:”{}!@#$%^&*()_+ in your writing, it also allows you to write with  big letters,  as well as small letters, it helps make you look like someone who is intelligent, not  some rube with a keyboard, you should also learn what punctuation is and how to use it effectively.
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Two more rules for the Internet.

If you are roleplaying with someone or need to make a pose, type action in a conversation, use some text eliminator to show thats what your doing, it can be inline, just prefix it and close it with something like * or something.

If you go away, please set some sort of away message, even if its a generic one, set it, that way I know your not just ignoring me.