Quotes.

From the Amusing...

"Why should people go out and pay to see bad movies when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing."

"What we need now is some new, fresh clichés."

"When I want your opinion I will give it to you."

"Keep a stiff upper chin."

Samuel Goldwyn


To the Obvious...

If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping.

If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.

Yogi Berra


To the just plain confused...

"Although we are playing Russian Roulette we are obviously playing Catch 22 at the moment and it's a difficult scenario to get my head round."

Paul Sturrock