Fail Car is Fail.

So, I park in a pay parking near work, and I noticed this amazing thing a couple days back when it was parked in MY space. (not that spaces are assigned, I just tend to park in the same place every day)

So after shaking my head at it for a couple days, I decided to snap a couple pictures, I do care to point out the:

Powered by Honda stickers, there are three of them on the vehicle, one on each side, plus one on the hood, just in case someone assumed, you know a Honda had a Ford engine in it or something.
Outsized Wing, to ensure that those rear tires keep traction on this front wheel drive car
Light Kits, everything is in the clear here.
Hi-Performance Rear drum Brakes! (My Town Car, which is not trying to be a race car by any means, is 4-Wheel Disc)
and, to ensure good luck on race day, its replete with Rosary Beads (On the rear view Mirror), and a Virgin Mary sticker!

I can respect most ethic vehicle styles, I mean the pickup truck with the appliqué of a cow on the side (and usually fringe across the top of the windshield) is a LA Tradition, So are Low Riders, Cultural Landmarks even, this vehicle however is an abomination.

So, with a considerable amount of Snark, I share this with you, the internets...